A Voyage to HawaiiA Voyage to HawaiiA Voyage to Hawaii
Prologue:
Narrator: ahem, The following is the account of the brave adventurer and genius inventor, South Carolina Johnson and his crew who live in London and travel to Hawaii in search of the mythical mermaid…..enjoy…
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(SCJ and all of his crew expect for The Claw enter.)
SCJ: (aside) Greetings ladies and gentlemen. I am South Carolina Johnson.
Narrator: Hey! You're not supposed to speak to the audience!
SCJ: Well what are you going to do about it?
Narrator: Hmph. I got my eyes on you.
SCJ: W
Jungle KnightsJungle KnightsJungle Knights
It was a warm summer's morning, the birds were chirping, and playing violin to accompany the squirrels who were of course busy singing Latin Opera.
Sir Adam White (Jungle Knight) was sleeping soundly in his favorite over-stuffed chair at home, his laptop still on his lap and a jar of peanut butter in his left hand, from last night. God only knows what he was doing.
Adam jumped at the sound of his phone ringing in tune with the Latin Opera outside, and quickly answered. It was Alex Calhoun.
"So Adam, I heard your considering signing with Jacob Neiman's Gang, "Team Jacob"
Autobiography Part TwoInside the mansion, I found various paintings of a naked Porky Pig, smoking premium-blend Cubans, and holding an elusive first-edition copy of "The Jeffersons" DVD.Autobiography Part Two
After spending weeks at a particular cyber-café, called, "Vagiant Dreams", I finally met a woman.
The woman sat down at my table across from me, the noise of coffee being made and lambs being lead to slaughter could heard in the distance. I quickly closed my laptop which still had the homepage of "hypnoerotica.com" loaded.
I looked up at the woman who had sat across from me. She looked like a mannequin, infact, she was a mannequin, a h
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Cheerful
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Angelleo76
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-Mindie
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"Melinda, stop staring at me, I'm trying to concentrate on my buns!"
"...can I concentrate on your buns?"
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According to Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series, friendship is a stronger force than Chuck Norris.
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Angelleo76
o~Absque Deo Nihil~o
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